Insert Coffee - tee
Insert Coffee to begin work and play
The Insert Coffee tee is not a suggestion — it’s a requirement.
Because nothing productive, pleasant or remotely impressive happens before caffeine is administered.
This tee is for women who know the drill: coffee first, then we can talk about work, play, people, plans… all of it. Soft, flattering and unapologetically honest, it’s your uniform for moving from barely awake to fully in charge.
Size guide
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| XS | 69.5 | 43 |
| S | 71 | 45.5 |
| M | 73.5 | 48 |
| L | 75.5 | 50.5 |
| XL | 77.5 | 53 |
SHIPPING: 6 - 9 business days on average
Why you’ll love it
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It communicates your operating system without you opening your mouth
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Coffee-first energy, all day long
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Flattering feminine fit that looks intentional (even when you’re not)
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Easy to dress up, dress down or wear while mentally buffering
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Perfect for work mode, play mode and “don’t test me yet” mode
Features
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100% combed cotton for a soft, breathable feel
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Lightweight fabric: 150 g/m² (4.42 oz/yd²)
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Pre-shrunk for durability and consistent fit
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Regular fit with a feminine cut
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Double-needle topstitching on neck, sleeves and hems
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Side-seamed construction with self-fabric neck tape
Care instructions
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Cold machine wash, inside out
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Do not bleach
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Tumble dry low or line dry
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Warm iron inside out (never on the print)
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Designed to survive repeat wears and repeat coffees
We don’t rush perfection. Each piece is made to order (just like your morning latte), so it takes a little longer to arrive — but hey, saving the planet from overproduction looks good on you.