Watered down? Never.

Decaf? Please.
The “Decaf? Don’t Know Her” tee is for women who like their coffee strong, their standards high, and their wardrobe doing a little of the talking. It’s equal parts comfort and confidence — the kind of t-shirt that says I know what I like before you’ve even ordered your first coffee of the day.

Made from soft, lightweight combed cotton with a flattering feminine cut, this tee is designed to move effortlessly from school drop-off to meetings, coffee catch-ups, and everything in between. Because if you’re going to do casual, you may as well do it with attitude.

Size guide

SHIPPING: 6 - 9 business days on average

Why you'll love it

• Because decaf is a lifestyle choice — and not yours

• Soft, breathable fabric that feels good from first sip to last

• A flattering fit that works solo or layered under a blazer

• The perfect uniform for coffee runs, casual Fridays and side-eye moments

• Says exactly what you’re thinking (and saves you explaining yourself)

Features

• 100% combed cotton for a soft, premium feel
  

• Lightweight and breathable (150 g/m²)

• Pre-shrunk for durability and shape retention

• Regular fit with a feminine cut

• Double-needle topstitching on neck, sleeves and hems

• Side-seamed construction for a flattering fit

• Self-fabric neck tape

Care instructions

• Cold machine wash inside out

• Wash with like colours

• Do not bleach

• Tumble dry low or hang to dry

• Cool iron inside out if needed

• Do not iron directly over the design 

We don’t rush perfection. Each piece is made to order (just like your morning latte), so it takes a little longer to arrive — but hey, saving the planet from overproduction looks good on you.